When you sleep tonight, you will dream in the taste of wild blackberries. You will allow the Earth to hold you in its arms, and kiss you in the form of sunlight. When you wake, you will remember what you have forgotten since you were very small: you are a part of the Earth. She loves you.
She’s a gold mine of reactions guys. She loves detective and cop shows, so Connor’s segments perked her interest considerably. Here are the best things she said while I showed her the good ending scenario:
–Connor does his coin tricks–
“This looks absurdly real. Who’d have thought video games would get this good…”
“You say this because all you ever really played was Solitaire and Pinball.”
“Don’t diss pinball, you filthy heathen…”
*snorts*
–Connor saves the fish–
“Why was the fish on the floor???”
“The tank got shot.”
“Oh…Oh boy that’s going to be expensive to fix, have you any idea how much pet shops harass people to get bullshit insurance?”
–Connor gets yelled at by Caroline Phillips–
“Why are you yelling, let the Terminator do his fucking job…Fuck’s sake…”
“Her kid is being held hostage by a crazy android with a gun…”
“Well yelling at RoboCop isn’t gonna save her kid any faster. Shove off madam, someone get her off sight! I swear to God they got the police’s incompetence right…”
*snorts* “Fair enough.”
–Connor watches Emma’s video–
“Remember when you were that attached to your stuffed dolls?”
“I still am attached to the ones I kept.”
“Exactly, but none of them ever went crazy and held you at gunpoint. Why not take the mom? The kid obviously loved him!”
“…Good fucking point…”
–Connor investigates the cause of deviancy–
“You’re going to complain about the ugly decor, but not the android licking blood?”
“Who cares if the cop is licking shit off the floor, I’m still processing the price of an android!”
“…”
“Why buy a new one when the one they have still works fine? These assholes don’t exactly look like they’re rolling in cash… Worst investment ever…”
–Connor negotiates with Daniel–
“That poor kid is going to have so many issues after this, holy christ.”
“Oh you have no idea…”
“At least this guy is going to help her know there are nice androids to trust in.”
*smiles*
“Wait they’re not killing him right? The kid’s right there…”
–Daniel gets obliterated by the SWAT team after being pacified–
“:O”
*smirking*
“WHY?!”
*bursts into full blown laughter*
“HE LIED WHAT THE FUCK HE SAID HE’D BE OK”
–Connor walks by a crying Emma without even looking back–
“BITCH WHAT ABOUT THE GIRL?!”
*crying with laughter*
“I TRUSTED YOU TERMINATOR. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, NEVER TRUST A ROBOT WITH A PERSON’S FACE!”
*wheezes*
“OH SHUT UP, NO WONDER THE MOM WAS BEING A BITCH! SEND A REAL PERSON NEXT TIME!”
I think cars are too normalized in this society that we live in. Because the concept of them is so weird. I think everyone on the road just forgot that they’re blasting around a 3000 pound chunk of metal at inhuman speeds. Maybe be a little safer about it? Maybe don’t tailgate people? Maybe stop at crosswalks when there are people crossing?
People really tailgate so pettily and pointlessly even though that shit (which once again accomplishes nothing) causes the most rear end accidents…. cringe
This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon
My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”
